(via stfuchristina)
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i'm what you call a plain jane?
AIM;lendyourwords
You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself any direction you choose.
You’re on your own, and you know what you know.
And you are the one who’ll decide where you’ll go.
Oh the places you’ll go!
| me: | dad! where's the wine? i could use a glass. |
| dad: | its chilling on the dinner table. gold bucket. |
| me: | thanks. (pours a glass) |
| mom: | what are you doing! :o |
| me: | getting some wine. |
| mom: | you drink! oh my god, i knew this would happen. my baby (blah blah blah) |
| me: | mom, chill. its just wine. |
| mom: | JUST WINE! soon you'll be doing scoobies and shooting up heroin! |
| me: | what the fuck? its ROOFIES. and who goes from drinking wine to doing heroin? highly unlikely -_-. |
| mom: | just wait until i tell your father! |
| dad: | tell me what? :| |
| mom: | do you know that she drinks!? |
| dad: | yeah, i told her where the wine was. and she already had a beer. so what? |
| mom: | kdjksakldjfakjfdas OMGGGGGGG!! (hysterical and shit) |
| dad: | wanna smoke a cigarette outside on the porch? i just found two. |
| me: | yeah, lets get the fuck out of here. |
i had the most amazing dream last night with THIS man. <3 i’ll spare you the details, but just know that it was beautiful.
